Funny Urdu Poetry – Mazahiya Shayari


Mazahiya Shayari in Videos








Funny Urdu Poetry in Roman

Funny Ruba’ee

Tu paapee hai tiree khwaahiSh hai daaman meN savaab aa’ay
Magar kehta hai dil teraa hijaabii be.hijaab aa’ay

Nijas uss muNh se laytaa hai meri betii ka tuu jo naam
Dua hai khaak uss muNh meN tere bhii be.hisaab aa’ay

Ruba’ee

Hifaazat ab mere eemaaN kii Maalik hee kare logo!
Kii fermaa’iSh thi Zam Zam kee woh layker haiN sharaab aa’ay

Manaa kitnaa kiya maiN ne kahaaN sunte sasur jee haiN
ZameeN per gand phailee thee pah woh pehnay juraab aa’ay

Khuda e Lam.yajal tuu hee bataa yeh maajraa kya hai
Bajaa’ay sang k waaN se miree jaanib gulaab aa’ay

Najaane kaunsii aunty ne inko aaNkh maarii hai?
Ke peerii meN bhii buDDhay per bahaar aa’ay shabaab aa’ay

Jo sar apna jhukaa’ay hai, kahe roker wahii ganjaa
Sharaafat hai kahaaN kee yeh ke tohfay meN khizaab aa’ay

[Qita]

Mujhay khaao naheiN PUCCA ke hooN mazloom saa panchhii
Tumhaarii bhook kee khaatir mujhee per kyuN azaab aa’ay?

DIYA aapii na poochhaiN yeh “bataao hai kahaaN teetar?”
Usay PUCCA ne khaaya hai thay din uss k kharaab aa’ay na

[Qita]

Meray duShman kii her murGhii ne sonay kay diay anDay :
Merii murGhii se aa’ay jo sabhii anDay kharaab aa’ay

Ghareebii ka yeh aalam hai ke sabzii per guzaaraa hai
Terii qismat meN aay :Qassim: najaane kab kabaab aa’ay …

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Funny MAZAHIYA SHAIRY

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
(Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.)
Hawa hi hawa hai.
——————————————————-
Before Marriage
Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon
Lekin mumtaz nahi milti
After Marriage
Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon
Lekin mumtaz nahi marti.
——————————————————-
Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se
——————————————————-
Mard taange wala
Hoon main mard taange wala
Mujhe teacher kya marega
Main to hoon principal ka saala
——————————————————-
Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen
Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen
Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
——————————————————–
Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal,
Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe
Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal.
——————————————————–
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le zalim
Bijli ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
——————————————————–
Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
——————————————————–
jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga
——————————————————–
shayad main apne pyar ko test
karna bhool gaye
dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye
——————————————————–
tumhare samne hain itney item
kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
hamare pyar ke icon pe
kabhi to tum double click karo
——————————————————–
roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 error but 5 warning

9 تبصرے

  1. دسمبر 11, 2012 at 2:01 pm

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  2. irfan shah said,

    مارچ 13, 2012 at 9:06 am

    goooooooooooood

  3. فروری 12, 2012 at 12:41 pm

    i like this very much

  4. فروری 9, 2012 at 10:38 am

  5. mohsin kazmi said,

    جنوری 31, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    hahahahaha all nice

  6. poetry said,

    جنوری 26, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    subhaan allaa

  7. poetry said,

    جنوری 26, 2012 at 6:52 am

    great shayari

  8. Tariq shaikh said,

    جنوری 25, 2012 at 5:17 am

    Zarori nahi aag say jal jaye badan
    kuch logu ko un k mukadar jala detay hai

  9. Nadia said,

    جنوری 21, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    Nice poetry


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