Funny Urdu Poetry in Roman

Funny Ruba’ee

Tu paapee hai tiree khwaahiSh hai daaman meN savaab aa’ay
Magar kehta hai dil teraa hijaabii be.hijaab aa’ay

Nijas uss muNh se laytaa hai meri betii ka tuu jo naam
Dua hai khaak uss muNh meN tere bhii be.hisaab aa’ay

Ruba’ee

Hifaazat ab mere eemaaN kii Maalik hee kare logo!
Kii fermaa’iSh thi Zam Zam kee woh layker haiN sharaab aa’ay

Manaa kitnaa kiya maiN ne kahaaN sunte sasur jee haiN
ZameeN per gand phailee thee pah woh pehnay juraab aa’ay

Khuda e Lam.yajal tuu hee bataa yeh maajraa kya hai
Bajaa’ay sang k waaN se miree jaanib gulaab aa’ay

Najaane kaunsii aunty ne inko aaNkh maarii hai?
Ke peerii meN bhii buDDhay per bahaar aa’ay shabaab aa’ay

Jo sar apna jhukaa’ay hai, kahe roker wahii ganjaa
Sharaafat hai kahaaN kee yeh ke tohfay meN khizaab aa’ay

[Qita]

Mujhay khaao naheiN PUCCA ke hooN mazloom saa panchhii
Tumhaarii bhook kee khaatir mujhee per kyuN azaab aa’ay?

DIYA aapii na poochhaiN yeh “bataao hai kahaaN teetar?”
Usay PUCCA ne khaaya hai thay din uss k kharaab aa’ay na

[Qita]

Meray duShman kii her murGhii ne sonay kay diay anDay :
Merii murGhii se aa’ay jo sabhii anDay kharaab aa’ay

Ghareebii ka yeh aalam hai ke sabzii per guzaaraa hai
Terii qismat meN aay :Qassim: najaane kab kabaab aa’ay …

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Funny MAZAHIYA SHAIRY

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
(Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.)
Hawa hi hawa hai.
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Before Marriage
Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon
Lekin mumtaz nahi milti
After Marriage
Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon
Lekin mumtaz nahi marti.
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Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se
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Mard taange wala
Hoon main mard taange wala
Mujhe teacher kya marega
Main to hoon principal ka saala
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Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen
Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen
Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
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Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal,
Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe
Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal.
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Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le zalim
Bijli ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
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Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
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jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga
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shayad main apne pyar ko test
karna bhool gaye
dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye
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tumhare samne hain itney item
kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
hamare pyar ke icon pe
kabhi to tum double click karo
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roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 error but 5 warning

ملوں گا خاک ميں اک روز بيج کي مانند
فنا پکار رہي ہے ____ مجھے بقا کيلئے

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ہر بار یہی سوچا
ہر باز قسم کھائی
اس بار نہ روئیں گے
دامن نہ بھگوئیں گے
اے معنی ء گل لیکن
… جب موسمِ گل آیا
معصوم شگوفوں کی
معصوم اداؤں نے
مجبور بنا ڈالا
ہر بار ُرلا ڈالا

Har bar Yehi socha,
Har Bar Qasam khai,
Iss bar na roain gay.
Daman na bhigoen gay,
Aiy mani-e Gul Leikin,
Jab mosam-e Gul aaya,
Masoom Shagoofo’n ki,
Masoom Adao’n ne,
Majboor bana dala,
Har bar Rula Dala

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خودی پر مان ھے اتنا، کبھی مڑ کر نہیں دیکھا
جسے کہ دوں کہ میرا ھے ، اسے ھونا ہی پڑتا ھے

khudi per maan itna hy, khabi murr kar nahi dekha
Jisey keh don k mera hai ,usey hona he parrta hai

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آشنا درد سے ھونا تھا کسی ظور ہمیں
تُو نہ ملتا تو کسی اور سے بچھڑے ہوتے

Aashna dard se hona tha kisi tor hamen
Tu na milta to kisi aur se bichray hotay

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TU JANAB PHIR SHROO KARAIN BAIT BAZI:

Bait Bazi Urdu Poetry – Agr Ijazat ho to Phir Shoro karain Janab..?

Mujhse pahli si mohabbat mere mehboob na maang
maine samjha tha ke tu hai to daraKshaaN hai hayaat
tera gham hai to gham-e-dahar ka jhagaDa kya hai
teri surat se hai aalam meiN bahaaroN ko sabaat
teri aankhoN ke siwa duniya mein rakhaa kyaa hai

tu jo mil jaaye to takadeer nigon ho jaaye
youn na tha, main ne faqat chaahaa tha youN ho jaae
aur bhi dukh hain zamaane meiN mohabbat ke siwa
raahaten aur bhi hain vasl ki raahat ke siwa
mujh se pehali si mohabbat, mere mehboob, na maaNg

anginat sadiyoN ke taarik bahimaanaa talism
resham-o-atalas-o-kimkhaab se saje jism
khaak meiN lithaDe hue khooN meiN nahalaaye huye
jism nikale hue amaraaz ke tanavvuroN se
pip bahati hui galate hue naasu=uroN se
laut jaati hai idhar ko bhi nazar kyaa kije
ab bhi dilakash hai teraa husn, magar kya kije

aur bhi gham hain zamaane meiN mohabbat ke siwa
raahateiN aur bhi haiN vasl ki raahat ke siwa
mujh se pahali si mohabbat, mere mehboob, na maaNg

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Sahal yun rah-e-zindagi ki hai
her kadam hum ne ashiqi hai

hum ne saja dil mein liye gulshan
jab baharon ne berukhi ki hai

zehar se dhoo liye hain hont apne
lutf-e-saqi ne jab kami ki hai

tere koche mein badshahi ki
jab se nikle gadagari ki hai

bus wohi surkhro hoa jis ne
behr-e-khoon mein shanawari ki hai

jo guzarte hte daag per sadmein
ab wohi kaifiat sabhi ki hai

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Qurb Key Na Wafa Key Hote Hain
Sary Jhagre Ana Key Hote Hain
Wo Humara Hai Is Tarha Se Faiz
Jaise Bande Khuda Key Hote Hain

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himat-e-iltija nahi baqi
zabt ka hosla nahi baqi

ik teri deid chin gayi mujh se
warna duniya mein kya nahi baqi

apni mashqe sitam se hath na kench
mein nahi yad-e-wafa nahi baqi

teri chishm-e-alam nawaz ki khair
dil mein koi gila nahi baqi

ho chuka khatam-e- ehad hijr-o-wisal
zindagi mein maza nahi baqi

A Prison Evening by Faiz Ahmed Faiz
Each star a rung,
night comes down the spiral
staircase of the evening.
The breeze passes by so very close
as if someone just happened to speak of love.
In the courtyard,
the trees are absorbed refugees
embroidering maps of return on the sky.
On the roof,
the moon – lovingly, generously -
is turning the stars
into a dust of sheen.
From every corner, dark-green shadows,
in ripples, come towards me.
At any moment they may break over me,
like the waves of pain each time I remember
this separation from my lover.

This thought keeps consoling me:
though tyrants may command that lamps be smashed
in rooms where lovers are destined to meet,
they cannot snuff out the moon, so today,
nor tomorrow, no tyranny will succeed,
no poison of torture make me bitter,
if just one evening in prison
can be so strangely sweet,
if just one moment anywhere on this earth.

Loneliness by Faiz Ahmed Faiz
Someone is at the door again, my weeping heart, no, no one
Perhaps a passerby, who will go somewhere else

The night has passed, waiting, the star-dust is settling
Sleepy candle-flames are flickering in distant palaces
Every pathway has passed into sleep, tired of waiting
Alien dust has smudged all traces of footsteps

Blow out the candles, let the wine and cup flow
Close and lock your sleepless doors

No one, no one will come here now.
Hasrat-e-deed mein guzraan hain zamaney kab se
Dasht-e-umeed mein gardaan hain dawaney kab se

Der se ankh mein utra nahin askhon ka azaab
Apne zimey hain tera farz najaney kab se

Kis tarah paak ho be-arzu lamhon ka azaab
Dard aya nahin darbaar sjanaey kab se

Sar Karo saaz ke cherrein koi dil sooz ghazal
Dhoondta hai dil-e-shoreeda bahaney kab se

Pur karo jaam ke shayed ho isi lahta rawaan
Rok rakha hai jo ik teer kazzaa ne kab se

Faiz phir kab kisi maktal mein karain ge abad
Lab pe veeran hain shaheedon ke fasaney kab se

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Dil mein ab yun tere bhooley howey gham ate hain
Jese bichre huye kaabey mein sanam ate hain

Ek ek kar ke huye jate hain diye tarey roshan
Meri manzil ki taraf tere kadam ate hain

Raqs-e-meh tez karo, Saaz ki leh tez karo
Suye meh-khana safeeran-e-haram ate hain

Kuch humain tou nahin ehsan uthaney ka dimagh
Woh tou jab ate hain mayel be-karam ate hain

Aur kuch der na guzrey shab-e-furkat se kaho
Dil bhi kam dukhta hai, woh yaad bhi kam ate hain

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aiye hath uthayen ham bhi
ham jinhen rasm-e-dua yad nahin
ham jinhen soz-e-mohabbat k siwa
koi but, koi khuda yad nahin

aiye arz guzaren ki nigar-e-hasti
zahar-e-imaroz main shirini-e-fardan bhar de
wo jinhen tabe garanbari-e-ayyam nahin
unki palkon pe shab-o-roz ko halka kar de

jinki ankhon ko rukh-e-subh ka yara bhi nahin
unki raton main koi shama munawwar kar de
jin k qadamon ko kisi rah ka sahara bhi nahin
unki nazron pe koi rah ujagar kar de

jinka din pairavi-e-kazbo-riya hai unko
himmat-e-kufr mile, jurat-e-tahaqiq mile
jink sar muntazir-e-teg-e-jafa hain unko
dast-e-qatil ko jhatak dene ki taufiq mile

ishq ka sarr-e-nihan jan-tapan hai jis se
aj iqrar karen aur tapish mit jaye
harf-e-haq dil main khatakta hai jo kante ki tarah
aj izhar karen or khalish mit jaye

فیض احمد فیض Faiz Ahmad Faiz was born on February 13, 1911 – November 20, 1984 was a Pakistani intellectual, poet, and one of the most famous poets of the Urdu language & Shayri. He was a member of the Anjuman Tarraqi Pasand Mussanafin-e-Hind by All India Progressive Writers’ Movement and an avowed Marxist. In 1962, he was awarded the Lenin Peace Prize by the Soviet Union. Despite being repeatedly accused of atheism by the political and military establishment of Pakistan, Faiz’s poetry suggested his complicated relationship with religion in general and Islam in particular. He was, nevertheless, inspired by South Asia’s Sufi traditions.

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 Tawakul (Babba Bulleh Shah)

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IS Bar meri jung hai Apni Zaat se !!!

Aashnayi (Meer Taqi Meer)

Faramosh !!!

Muhabbat Jeet Hoti Hai !!!

Tujhey Apna Samjhon (Gazal)

Zawal Aash’kar !!!

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Ghumaan !!!

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Yeh Dil Yeh Pagal Dil Mera kion bujh ga..

chupaye dil mein gamon ka jahan baithey hain
tumhari bazm mein hum be-zaban baithey hain

Har lehza hay momin ki nai shan nayee aan
Guftar main kirdar main, Allah ki burhan

Content from Urdu Shayari

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Lipat jay mjhse aalm-e-madhoshi men,
Or josh-o-janun men mhabat ka izhar kre.

Ho shab-e-wisal aesi ya RAB!,
K bheegi zulfon se mujhe bedaar kre.

Jab use chor k jana chahun Wasi,
Wo roke or ik raat ka israr kre,

“Qasam khuda ki main kisi or ki ho nhi sakti”,
Ye wada-e-wafa wo bar bar kre.”

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Eik Masoom Takaddus Me Bhigoya Huwa Lams,
Kitna Pakiza Hay Ehsas Me Dhoya Huwa Lams.

Ye Tere Jism Ki Khushbu Ka Sonehra Ehsas,
Jis Terha Chand K Haaley Me Paroya Huwa Lams.

Us K Hontoon Ko Me Chhu Loon To Gumaan Hota Hay,
Jese Jannat K Gulaboon Me Daboya Huwa Lams.

Jo Meri Rooh Me Utrey He Chale Jaate Ho,
Ik Nae Rang Me Ubhrey Ga Ye Boya Huwa Lams.

Bhegi Khusbo Mae Basa, Wasl Me Bhega Bhega,
Kitna Masoom Hay Pehlo Me Ye Soya Huwa Lams.

Tishnagi Aan Basi Hay Meri Pooroon Me WASI,
Dhondta Phirta Hun Muddat Se Main Khoya Huwa Lams.
Wasi Shah Poetry

Abi to ishq me aisa b haal hona ha
K ashk rokna b tm se mahaal hona ha

Tmain khber ha nae tum to lot jao gy
Tmhary hijer me lmha be saal hona ha

Humari roh py jeb be azaab utrain gy
Tmhari yadon ko es dil ke dhaal hona ha

Milain ge hmko be apny naseeb ke khushian
Bus entazar ha k kb ye kmaal hona ha

Her ek shekhs chaly ga hmari rahoon per
Mohabbton me hmain wo misaal hona ha

WASI mjh ko yaqeen ha k wo lot aye ga
Ussy be apny be kiye ka mlaal hona ha!

Wasi Shah Sad Shayari

Syed Wasi Shah Ghazal
Teri Ankhun K Haseen Jaal Me Aa Jaon Ga Mai,
Mujh Ko Lagta Hai Teri Chaal Me Aa Jao Ga Mai.

Zindagi Baad Tere Hona Thi Mushkil Lekin,
Ye Na Socha Tha K Is Haal Me Aa Jao Ga Mai.

[ "Dekh Kr Us Ko Mujhe Yaad Kre Gi Dunya,
Eik Din Us K Khadokhaal Me Aa Jao Ga Mai." ]

Kitne Mosam The Jo De Kr Mujhe Taaney Guzrey,
Tum To Kehte They K Ik Saal Me Aa Jaon Ga Mai.

Sur Me Aa Jaye Ga Jewan Tere Jane Se,
Tere Aane Se Kisi Taal Me Aa Jao Ga Mai.

Wasi Shah Poetry

Main Shayer Hoon
Toa Aksar Laog Mujh Se Poochtay Hain
Is Haseen Israar Kay Baray main
Batain Toa Bhala Kiya Hai…?
Muhabbat Akhirish Hai Kiyaa…..?”
Wasi Main Hans Kay Kehta Hoon
Kisi Piyasay Ko Apnay Hissay Ka Pani Pilana Bhi..
Muhabbat Hai!
Bahnwar Mai Doobtay Ko Sahil Tak Lai Kay Jana Bhi..
Muhabbat Hai!
Kisi Kay Wastay Nanhi Si Qurbani..
Muhabbat Hai!
Kaheen Hum Raaz Saray Khoal Saktay Hoan Magar Phir Bhi,
Kisi Ki Babasi Ko Daikh Ker Khamosh Hojana Bhi…
Muhabbat Hai!
Ho Dil Mai Dard, Veraani Magar Phir Bhi
Kisi Kay Wastay Jabran Hi Hoantaon Pe Hansi Lanaa
Zabardasti Hi Muskana…
Muhabbat Hai!
Kaheen Barish Mai Sehmay, Bheegtay Billi Kay Bachay Ko
Zara Si Dair Ko Ghar Lai Kay Anaa Bhi
Muhabbat Hai!
Koi Chirya Jo Kamray Mai Bhatakti Aan Nikli Ho
Toa Us Chirya Ko
Pankhaa Band Kar Kay Rastaa Bahir Ka Dikhlana
Muhabbat Hai!
Kisi Kay Zakham Sehlanaa
Kisi Rotayhuay Dil Ko Behlana..
Muhabbat Hai!
Kay Metha Boal, Methi Baat, Methay Lafz, Sab Kiya Hhai?
Muhabbat Hai!
Muhabbat Aik Hi Bas Aik Hi Insaan Ki Khatir
Magan Rehna
Hama Waqt Uski Bataon, Khushboan Mai,
Dolna Kab Hai
Muhabbat Sirf Uski Zulf Kay Bal Kholnaa
Kab hai..
Muhabbat Kay Hazaroan Rang
Laakhoan Istaa’ray Hain
Kisi Bhi Rang Mai Ho Ye
Mujhay Apna Banati Hai
Ye Meray Dil Ko Bhaati Hai!